Just for fun, today I decided to write a quick little post on how to make a Scorpio happy.  I’m not really an expert in astrology or anything like that, but I am a Scorpio and I know what makes me happy so I think that automatically qualifies me as an expert. 

Firstly, Scorpio’s pride themselves in being sexy and determined, and those are our favorite compliments we like to hear.  We’re not stubborn, we’re “determined”.  There’s a difference there, and if you want to make a Scorpio happy, compliment them on their determination and perseverance.  Don’t bother arguing with us, since we’re determined to win the fight so you’re in for a long battle.  Plus you’ll lose, and then neither of us will be happy.

The second thing you need to know about Scorpio’s is that when we want to tell you something about ourselves, we’ll share it with you openly.  However, if we don’t want to talk about something we are masters of being aloof and not disclosing any information that we don’t want you to know so don’t bother trying to pry as that just annoys us.  You won’t get anything out of us anyways, so don’t waste your time – or ours.  To make us happy, listen when we’re trying to tell you something and don’t pry when we don’t want to talk about it.

Scorpio’s have a cool outer shell that can sometimes be mistaken by others as being uncaring.  That is simply not true.  Inside, Scorpio’s are very fiery and passionate and we deeply care for those who we love, and we expect the same back.  We are very demanding of ourselves and others, so if you want to make a Scorpio happy, always do your best.  We don’t expect you to be perfect, but at least try your best.  We can smell a half-assed effort a mile away.

We are very loyal in our loving relationships, and we expect you to be loyal as well so keep that in mind when getting into a relationship with us.  We are the strong, silent types with magnetic personalities and have no problems making friends.  Scorpio’s will make friends wherever they go, if they decide to open up and let their energy be known.  Don’t be jealous of us, we’re master hypnotists and we can make people love us quite easily.  You have your gifts, we have ours.

Never try to push a Scorpio to do anything.  We are not the type that can be pushed around. We will not back down, and if you push too hard be prepared to feel the sting of the Scorpio.  Don’t mistake our silent, cool nature for weakness as when provoked we will turn it into a battle and you will lose in body, mind and spirit. If you want to get a Scorpio to happily do something for you, present it us as an opportunity and clearly state how it’s in our best interest to do so.  In other words, you’ll have to bribe us. 

Scorpio’s are hard workers, so if you really want to make us happy find a way to help us with our work.  Scorpio’s are very aware of their dark and light side, and aren’t afraid of their dark side.  Our work keeps us out of trouble and often focused on the light side, so if you think you’re going to get a Scorpio to slow down and stop working for a while – be prepared to see our dark side.

Finally, Scorpio’s are very capable of handling a lot of challenges in life simultaneously so we will often seek that out in life.  Don’t freak out – we usually have everything under control.  Trust that we will get everything done in its perfect time.  Once in a while, however, we will overload ourselves and that’s when the bomb drops.  If you see us running and yelling “RUN!”, please don’t ask why – just run!

For gifts we like money, women like precious shiny things and guys like electronic shiny things usually with blue lights.  Also, for some reason we all seem to like the color red.  Blood red to be exact.

Follow these tips and you’ll make the Scorpio in your life very happy.